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[loong]

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[loong]

Really. I can hardly concentrate on my work as it is, so it's for the better. There are things I can do from home.

[heartsteel]

so what you're saying is you'll have plenty of time to play with me? 🤪

you promised me frog-catching after all

[loong]

Ah, so perhaps I won't get any work done from home after all, hmm? That's all right. I want to be available for anything you need, even frog-catching.

[heartsteel]

i am your job now!

i love you

i think we should go frog-catching this weekend bc i'm gonna pop any day now and i don't think we're gonna have time again until the twins are like six

[loong]

That's a fair point. This weekend, then. I love that you refer to the sacred, astonishing act of giving birth to our children as 'popping'.

And I love you, too.

[heartsteel]

lmaooo listen... you knew who you married

i just can't wait for them to be here, i wanna meet our babies so bad!!!!!

i also miss eating sushi and being able to see my feet

so it's really a win-win all around for them to arrive post-haste

[loong]

I know, don't worry my treasure, you'll be back to yourself very soon, and we'll have two beautiful little ones to show for all of your hard work.

Though I'll miss your little waddle.

[heartsteel]

we're gonna be such good dads... i'm so excited, every time i think about it i start crying out of happiness lmao

i can't believe you think i WADDLE (i do waddle)

[loong]

I'm sure that won't change after they're born. You will have plenty of new things to cry over.

You do, and it is very cute. The way you take thirty minutes to get in and out of the car is also cute.

[heartsteel]

vaguely threatening and very sexy

i do not take THIRTY MINUTES! i take like three at most!!!

[loong]

That's being generous.

[heartsteel]

i'm gonna give you a titty twister when you get home

i laughed in real life

[loong]

If you think you can catch me.

i'm so glad to provide amusement

[heartsteel]

never underestimate the speed of an angry pregnant man!

just picturing it in my mind.. too much

[loong]

Yes, not unlike the breakneck pace of a land tortoise.

[heartsteel]

that's your husband and YOUR BABIES you're talkin shit about right now mister

[loong]

What? Is there something wrong with tortoises? They're very cute.